How much money is enough?

Ok, I wouldn’t ask you the moron question, “Do you think money is important?” Yes, even a 3 years old child will tell you money is important and we need money to buy everything. Without money I can’t write this blog; no internet, no electric power, no notebook, and no air-cond.

Then I want to ask you another near to moron’s category of question, “How much money you think is enough.” Yes, this question can be categorized as moron question in very near future. But, can you tell me how much do you think is enough?

Is USD$100k is enough? How about USD$1m? Or USD$1b?

According to Forbes, the richest man in the world for 2010 is Carlos Slim Helu & family with net worth of USD$53.5b, and our dear Micro$oft has fallen to second place with USD$53b and his good friend, Warren Buffett is at third place with USD$47b. Therefore I believe USD$1b is not enough, because there are totally 937 billionaires in this world.

You cannot deny that human is greedy. It is genetically coded into human genes. Many fables told us about how greedy a man can be, and teach us don’t be a greedy man. But is that works? Definitely it doesn’t work. 

Do you so childish to believe that war is for peace? It is for money and power. All the histories try to hide as much as possible about this fact. Some morons believe that, but some don’t. I have read some war histories, and I can conclude that all wars have started because of 1 person or very minority group of people and it’s causing few hundred thousand of human scarified because they believe that their king is a good person and they are fighting for justice. At the end, do you think the king will share everything what he have win from the war? Wake up idiots, they never. Some people are greedy and most people are moron. And thanks to this combination, we got the world that we are staying now. Therefore, you can choose to become a moron or greedy. If you not greedy enough, you will be the moron, sorry but that is how this world has been created.

So, what is my opinion about this topic? Well, money is like woman boobs, everyone wants it to be as big as possible, but they never realize that when it is too big, it become disaster.

She is hot #^^#

What am I busy with

Just finish setup two websites recently.

First one is for all the man in this world. I named the site Pretty woman. Guys, you can visit it when you're free, but for all the ladies, I hope you don't feel offended. You can register and start posting some pretty woman photos, but please no porn. Due to that I'm hosted it on a free web host so you will experience error when uploading photo. Sorry for that, but I promise myself if I get 1000 posts, I will host it on a paid server. The page is still in very beginning stage, I will spent sometime to make it a better photoblog.

The second one is my personal photoblog. Since it is my personal photoblog, you only can view and comment but not posting it. Still at the initial stage, will try to put something on it.

If you would like to host some web site, but you don't want to spent any money on this hobby. You can create a account at 000webhost.com, there are quite kind to let you host your own web without any charges. But as I said, you may experience some downtime, especially when you want to upload some file. If you don't like the domain name suffix that they add to your domain name, you can create your own domain name with suffix of co.cc at www.co.cc for free, but will expired after 1 year. I believe you can renew it after one year.

I'm using WordPress for both of the site after trying Joomla and recommendation from two experts. I'm lazy to write the process of installing hosting platform, but if you would like to know how, I can share these experience with you.
 

Fable - the hunter and the tiger

Once upon a time, there is a village in the jungle. One day a hunter found a new born cub in the cave when he hunting in the jungle. The cub is so cute and don’t afraid to hunter, therefore the hunter bring the cub back to his house. The hunter neighbor warms the hunter that grows up tiger is very dangerous, but the hunter like the cute litter cub so much and he does not listen to the advice from the neighbour.

Day by day pass by, the cub grow up into a huge big tiger and its food intake volume increase day by day. One day the hunter does not get any prey; the tiger is too hungry and finally attack the hunter to fill up its hungry stomach.

Moral of the story, tiger don’t eat grass and to prevent getting a human eating pet, get a cow as pet although cow don’t look cute when young neither it look adorable when old, it just look stupid but harmless.

Finally Android 3

I believe it officially mark the beginning of the tablet war.

When iPhone synchronizing data on Windows

New year resolutions

Well, everyone will do that in the very beginning of the year. I found some very nice quotes to share with you all.

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
G. K. Chesterton

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Winfrey

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
Edith Lovejoy Pierce

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.
Ellen Goodman

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.
Anonymous

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.
F.M. Knowles

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughnv

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Anonymous

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
William Thomas

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Mark Twain

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
Jean Paul Richter

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
W.H. Auden

A dog's New Year's Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!
Anonymous

So what are my 2011 resolutions? There are many actually, but everything start from this resolution, to keep more time for myself.

Ok, it's time to conclude

Guess what, I'm still working at Al Areen site. I just hate this project, met too much donkeys, monkeys, gorillas, morons in this stupid piece of land.

Again, I'm alone. I think since 1996 I always alone in the office writing about my new year eve, just hope I can break the curse next year. So, to my lovely wife, now I book 2011 new year eve to celebrate with you together, how about Tokyo? Wish to bring you there.

Ok, some flash back about 2010.

January, I'm busying preparing my wedding dinner. Busy, busy and busy that time.

February is my big day. I finally bring back my lovely wife to my home after so many years that the house waiting for the lady to come to stay in it.

March is simple, just busying with the stupid project.Oh ya, I forgot that I managed to finish my very first 1/2 marathon within the time limit, although it is very close to end of it, proven I'm quite normal.

April is my honeymoon month, finally after so many years I went to Paris and London with my lovely lady. Strongly recommend Paris for those couples that want some exciting and wonderful memories.

After April is a nightmare for me, I have been travelled very frequent to the desert. I wish I could have more time for my family. Just want to take this chance to apology to my wife that I'm not a good husband, lot of mistakes that I'd made this year, I understand time never go back and I hope you forgive me for those stupid mistakes that I had made and let you down. I promise myself to be a better husband and will never let you disappoint again.

August is another memorable month, I finally conquer another fears of mine, water. You can't imaging how difficult for someone that hydrophobia to jump into deep sea with all those heavy equipments. I'm still afraid of water but I will fully conquer it one day in very near future.

Ok, that's all for the new year eve.

Happy new year to you all, wish the coming year, a better year.

Life never being easy, neither I being weaker. Only loser will surrender, definitely not the one who writing this blog.

Taken by Sam

Freezing

I'm back to desert again and the weather make me want to go home T.T
I wish I got a heater with me now.

Maxis, Symbian and MMS

Just in case you are trying to sent MMS through your phone and it failed, and just in case you are using Maxis and the phone is Symbian powered *I'm not sure about other operator and OS, you can try the following steps see it can solve your problem or not.

1. Get the setting from Maxis. Just go to and click on the "Get Phone Settings" and key in your phone number to receive the MMS setting through SMS. Accept the setting.
2. Go to your phone, press Menu key and select Settings -> Connectivity -> Admin Settings -> APN Control. If the Connection Restrictions are active, most likely, then you need to deactivate it.
3. Selection Option -> Deactivate restrictions. If it ask for pin, then key in "1234".
4. Restart your phone and try to send the MMS to your friend.

Dream

Recently I found that I start to dream. Ya, I seldom dream for the past few years until last few months and it started. Some odd dreams, although dream has never been normal, I believe. I think it is more or less due to my current project. I'm going there soon, to end it, I hope I can stop travelling there for a while after this trip.

Ok, today is Christmas eve. I'm not Christian, so no special Christmas eve dinner and no special celebration also. But today I a bit excited after receiving a call from my friend; his sister just get a Christmas eve baby, congratulation.

I love this Christmas song very much, hope you all will like it also.

Thats all for today, Merry Christmas.

Update from the Bolehland

I'm in Bolehland since last week fly back from the desert. As usual, no other place on earth is better than my own sweet home.

It has been a busy day since I touchdown; went meeting with monkey, prepare drawings for the new projects, playing with my photography, repair car,... time just not enough here.

Most of the soldiers have back to Bolehland.

My wild horse will manage a new project. I hope he can show us a correct and successful way to handle a project. It's a tight budget project but I believe a surviver can live under nothing.

My super planner is a bit miserable nowadays. Now he doesn't know what is his stand in this company cause he still didn't get any appointment letter from this big company. Hope this wouldn't be too long.

Fanshue said he don't want to go back to desert again. I hope he think twice. Live is not easy especially when you need to deal with monkeys.

Chin also a bit miserable. He wish to stay at Bolehland with his three sweet girls, but on the other hand he also hope to earn some pocket money to buy milk powder for his girl. Fish and bear palm, you have to choose one. Hope he can find a balance point.

Desert project has reached a stage that we are able to con the owner to accept the building with all the efforts from our soldier. We have built a air-cond museum for the desert people and they are happy with that museum.

I will back to the desert soon to finish the balance works even though no functional feature needed here. This is the worst project I ever met.

Update final

I see the light, and I hear the sound.

It will never reached this stage without all these engineers.








To be continued...

Update again^2

I thought I'm in the paradise, but I landed on this fucking place.

Update again

There is neither U-turn nor moving forward.

Still slow like not moving T.T

Update

I don't know how high I am, but I just continue to climb up.

Update: Still slow, tell me why it happen? Why?

In the boring Friday evening

Ok, Friday again, holiday for the desert.

So, I talked to my buddy Nic over the msn. That bugger keep on poisoning me to buy camera lens, buy camera accessories T.T. I told him that I got so many loans need to pay, some more need to keep money for future, where got extra money for the luxury hobby. However, at the end I start poisoning him back to get the lens XD. Then the bugger start to tell me need to keep money to buy wife.

Ya, buy wife. Ladies please don't feel offended. No man want to go buy wife if he can get one by themselves, hmmm, I mean most of the man. Suddenly two persons come into my mind, I believe you also know who I referred to. My super planner and my wild horse.

So my curiosity urge me to search the net about buying wife. One of most famous country in Asia that have this kind of "trade" is Vietnam. Vietnam was used to be a very poor country but I believe in another few more years, you wouldn't see these anymore.

I know some of my friends or relative do get a wife from Vietnam. Some just doing well, some got bad ending. It's all depend on luck.

Found this from the Internet

Just in case my reader is interested but don't understand Chinese, so I explain what is in this advertisement.

The main title is Vietnam wife agent.
Guarantee married in 3 months (procedures can be completed in 6 days)
Only need 200k*
The currency is in Taiwan yuan, so it is about RM20k
Four guarantees:
1. guarantee virgin -.-"
2. guarantee married within 3 months
3. no additional cost
4. if bride run away in 1 year, guarantee to replace with a new one

Ok, so RM20k for a wife, cheap or not? Well, I believe it is not expensive. I personally is neutral on this. Although it look cruel and  inhuman right, but if your friends or relative really "purchase" a wife, we just can wish them a happy ending. Love can always be cultured from day to day.

Suddenly a story come out from my mind that I would like to share with you all.

Ok, as we all known desert people can have four wives, which allow by their religion. If the lady is not the wife of the man, the man is illegal to have sex with that lady. So, the story is a about a coward that want to get prostitute but afraid will go to hell at the end of his day. So, he think of a way that can "legally" to have sex with other lady. He asking the prostitute to sign on a "contract" or something similar, so that she is "married" to him for that day, and on the next day, they will devoice. By using this method he is hoping he will go heaven when he dead because in his opinion he did nothing wrong.

Well, wrong mean wrong no matter how you cover it, it is still wrong, but the way of try to covering yourself with these coward ways will just make you a jerk, a useless human that wasting mother earth resources.

Ok, I think I write too much today, under pressure I think, before I sign off, just to share with all the guy readers, so ladies, excuse me ^^

Vietnamese girl - Elly Tran Ha

Tuzki

First step is important, because it determine how high is second step;

and every steps after that are important, it determine how far you have moved.

Sien

Thursday evening, sien. Everyone in this house is a bit abnormal, I start to realise the feeling of staying in the jail.

Deadline is near, work still far to complete. Trying hard to push it, but no material at site. What the fuck I'm doing here. Need to change my strategy. I no fuck care and I'm going to finish it before 9th Dec even working 24 hours. That's my deadline.

Cook guilinggao to kill my time, no take dinner cause not hungry.

When I see the guilinggao, I think of my lovely wife, she just love it.

I was thinking one day maybe I will open a bar or something like a bar or bistro, old man bar. No noise music, I hate those stupid music that make people scream at each other. Simple interior, not too fancy, not too luxury, just simple until you can't notice it. Couple can just come in and sit at one corner to enjoy their meal and whispering at each other with lovely smile; colleagues come in enjoy a cup of beer, teasing each other stupidity and cursing the stupid boss; businessmen come in, try to convince each other that they are the best in town and end up with a cheers; family celebrate their birthday; students celebrate the end of exam. A place that full with joy. Hope my dream can come true someday.

I'm your chef again

Today I want to show you all how to cook a leftover chicken. Ya, leftover chicken. I'm a thrifty person, not stingy, ok?

Let us start with our main ingredient, the left over chick. This is the 1/2 chicken that I can't finished yesterday due to an annoying email. Remember to put the chicken in the fridge if you don't want to go toilet so frequent, but since now is winter; I think it shouldn't be a big problem if you don't do that.

Chop the chicken into small pieces. After that take garlic and cut/grind it into small pieces.

Warm up your pan, pour a little bit an oil on the pan and let it heat up first. Once you can feel the heat from the oil, pour all the garlic piece into the pan and fry it until golden colour.

Put in the chicken piece and fry it for a while. After that, put some sugar and soya sauce to make the chicken taste better. Cook about 10 minutes and the dish is ready.

 The leftover chicken might not taste as good as restaurant, but you can't get the same taste from the restaurant as well.

Holiday eve

Tomorrow is a public holiday for the desert until Thursday, but my project only off for a day, which is tomorrow. I actually don't looking forward to this holiday, if can I would like to go site and try to complete as much job as I can. Anyway, since it is the desert law is forcing everyone to stop work tomorrow, so I have no choice but to stay at home.

Everyone are getting unbalance. All the sub-cond here is like a king, or rather say that we are actually their sub-cond and they are our client. They work depend on their own sweet time, you can't force them to work. No way. All our engineers work like Bangladesh. We have to prepare everything for our so called sub-cond to come to site and make sure they are happy only they will start working. Else, they just don't pick up your calls. They will get all the money and we get all the hard shit.

I wish my boss reading my blog now and I want to tell them please appreciate these workers, you wouldn't be that lucky to get these people to work for you again.

Today received an email from my client and he dig out stone age project and tell us that we are not providing the drawings. After reading the email, I suddenly no more mood to eat. We have been accuse by these monkeys just because they don't know how to read drawings and they forgot what I have given to them on the training session. Sometime I want to scream at those fuckers and ask them to go back to kindergarten to repeat their study. Bunch of morons.

Finally we concluded that all operators are monkey. We have make a hypothesis that operators are monkey and after 10 years we finally concluded that the hypothesis is truth.

Feel tired. Not because of work, I personally is never tired with engineering works, but when all the efforts are treated like shit, that make us tired, even to speak a word to defend.

I think I should start to let go, but I know if I let go I mean I'm quit. My principle is either do it with all the effort or don't do it at all.

Will think about it once I go back to Bolehland, I think maybe I will open a grill fish shop somewhere.