Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog.
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
The box said "Windows 98 or better" - so I installed Linux.