Friday, November 17, 2006

Definition...

  • Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
  • Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
  • Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
  • Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  • Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  • Yawn: The only time some people ever get to open their mouth.
  • Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
  • Classic: A book which people praise but does not read.
  • Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
  • Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  • Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.
  • Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  • Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
  • Father: A banker provided by nature.
  • Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
  • Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
  • Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.