Saturday, March 24, 2007

Does Management really know their Staffs?

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young boy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash then gave it to the young man and said: "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months 'salary', now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner: "And that applies for everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"

8 comments:

  1. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

    STUPID PEOPLE
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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  2. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Must try standing in people's factory doing nothing. Who knows....might get lucky.

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  3. SK....what do you think...do the Management really know their staffs well? We have a lot of people standing around doing nothing...some even act busy but its so funny and perplexing that they are the ones always get rewards and what nots....guess me and you and a lot of people have to learn how to carry balls huh?

    anoy: yup...u are right...no harm trying dude....might get lucky

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  4. which company is that, me want to go there too as a postman

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  5. you should try at your ex-company. Most likely will get rewarded. XD

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  6. Anonymous10:59 PM

    Can i go to KJ there stand for few hours ...see fxxxxx will give me rm15000 or not... mmm

    Then, i can rest for 3 months lo...

    I look down at him... he should not prepare alot of cash in his wallet...

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  7. Anonymous9:21 AM

    Wahh...Osama earning RM5k a month ar. FXXX can remember who in his company made this much! Easy coz just a handfull.

    SK, if he tries his ex-company, he will not be asked to leave/rewarded. All the managers/directors will rush and give him an offer letter and slave him for life!

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