Friday, January 12, 2007

Recruitment

1. Manager
  • Scope of works
    • To entertain customer
  • Responsibility
    • Make sure the customer is happy
  • Qualification
    • Must be graduate from UM, prefer first class student
  • Working period
    • Only need to work for three days a week
  • Benefit
    • Transport allowances and entertainment allowances

2. CAD Engineer
  • Scope of works
    • To draw CAD drawing and surf net
  • Responsibility
    • Make sure go home at 6PM
  • Qualification
    • None
  • Working period
    • 5 working days with 32 days of annual leaves.
  • Benefit
    • Endless coffee and tea
    • Engineers to help on finish the drawing if don't want to do
3. Engineer
  • Scope of works
    • Everything. From documentation until site coordination
    • Make CAD drawing
    • Photocopy, clean manager's shit
  • Responsibility
    • Make sure everything is working
  • Qualification
    • Must be graduate from university
    • Stupid but high IQ
  • Working period
    • 7 x 24 a week
  • Benefit
    • May give you bonus if the management is happy with your dumb look

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:40 PM

    now u understand why there are rat racing and back stabbings to climb to manager level...
    or even easier, join your family company, guaranteed your well being is taken care.

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  2. Anonymous8:17 PM

    3 working days for manager is too much oledi. of the 3 days, 1.5 days spent sleeping in office :)

    yeah better join family company. so skding, can i join your family :) ?

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  3. ok. but give me your city first.

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