1. Manager
- Scope of works
- To entertain customer
- Responsibility
- Make sure the customer is happy
- Qualification
- Must be graduate from UM, prefer first class student
- Working period
- Only need to work for three days a week
- Benefit
- Transport allowances and entertainment allowances
2. CAD Engineer
- Scope of works
- To draw CAD drawing and surf net
- Responsibility
- Make sure go home at 6PM
- Qualification
- None
- Working period
- 5 working days with 32 days of annual leaves.
- Benefit
- Endless coffee and tea
- Engineers to help on finish the drawing if don't want to do
- Scope of works
- Everything. From documentation until site coordination
- Make CAD drawing
- Photocopy, clean manager's shit
- Responsibility
- Make sure everything is working
- Qualification
- Must be graduate from university
- Stupid but high IQ
- Working period
- 7 x 24 a week
- Benefit
- May give you bonus if the management is happy with your dumb look
now u understand why there are rat racing and back stabbings to climb to manager level...
ReplyDeleteor even easier, join your family company, guaranteed your well being is taken care.
3 working days for manager is too much oledi. of the 3 days, 1.5 days spent sleeping in office :)
ReplyDeleteyeah better join family company. so skding, can i join your family :) ?
ok. but give me your city first.
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