Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Apprentice

I'm not Donald Trump, therefore this is a nightmare of your life time. However you will be awarded as the most stupid guy in the company.

Requirements:
  1. You must have high IQ > 140.
  2. You must have dumb look.
  3. You must able to work 7x24 a week.
  4. You must no off your hand phone after working hour.
  5. You must do everything, from photocopy to engineering until clean shit.
  6. You must be poor.
  7. You may have defect in speaking ability.
  8. You must not afraid of height.
  9. If you are married, you have to learn to live without your wife.
  10. If you got girl friend, you have to prepare to let her go.
If you are interested to be my apprentice, please write in with your resume and photo. Only short listed candidate will be interview.
Posted by Engineer's Principles at 5:00 PM

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:12 AM

    You always complain complain!!!!

    NOthing will happen....

    You need to do something....

    If you want to complain...better u complain to your boss...

    50:50 you get better offer or be set...

    Else nobody can help you...

    But i can help you to Boom your company... if you want...

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  2. Engineer's Principles12:22 AM

    thanks. please do so.

    by the way, do you think i'm complaining?

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  3. Anonymous1:56 PM

    i agree with osama... we need to do something, to improve the situation.

    if u r happy with present situation, then no need to do anything. complain, complain in blog will not help unless u complain to the main boss.

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  4. Engineer's Principles2:04 PM

    then i think i just become my own boss. there is no 50:50 rule here. if you willing to stay, then continue, else just leave.

    anyway, i really looking for apprentice :), at least 2 ginius doing same stupid job will be more happier.

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  5. Anonymous9:04 PM

    the most stupid guy have oledi left the company end of last year...that supid bugger even dun wan his bonus (assuming he got it lah), haiz....regret....regret....

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  6. Anonymous1:04 AM

    Osama come back liao...

    Aiya... Money is important...

    Happy life is more important than money...

    If we not happy for whole the life ... with alot money for what...

    Now, i not happy because i have to hide and hide until i die... i cant go to every other place...

    What can i do... just boom other people make them not happy like me... hahahaha

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  7. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Osama ! Thought US bombed you to pieces oledi lah. how come you can still type on the computer ah ? wah Afganistan got pc meh ? ok i think the us will use the ip to trace your location now, bye bye terrorist !!!

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  8. Engineer's Principles4:52 PM

    i will catch this osama!
    wah, ha ha ha ha........

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  9. Anonymous5:46 PM

    ya habibi, Osama!
    come back to kingdom of saudi to manage our family businesses, ya habibi...

    why u eat salary with terrorist??
    US is our good friend, Bush sent us out with 747 hours after WTC attacks. See how good he treat our family..

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  10. Anonymous12:21 PM

    I am very thin now... still want to catch me... :(

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