Sunday, February 11, 2007

I don't know what you're doing!

Did you ever heard this from your boss? What is your feeling?

None of us like this statement, it's mean

We (the management) think that you are only wasting our company resources and you are not contributed to the company. You took all company profit and yet you are useless to us. Youare suck!

Some people will resign if they heard these words, most will be angry but still quietly continue their works. It's a humiliation to staff who being asked.

There are two situations where the management will make this statement.

  1. The management knows what he/she wants and he/she is expecting some contribution from the staff, however the staff can't deliver it.


  2. The management does not know what he/she want and he/she expecting the staff reports everything to him/her, but somehow, the staff had failed to deliver it.

Most of the engineering cases are belonging to the 2nd scenario.

Most of the engineers are very lousy reporter. They just don’t know how to make a good and presentable report. Therefore, it’s creating a gap between the management and the staff (engineer).

The engineer is spending most of their time at site to push the job move forward. On the other hand, the management is wondering why the engineer never goes back to office and report to them. What is the engineer doing? Will be the first question come out from the management mind.

Here is my suggestion to the management.

If you don’t know what your staff is doing and you think he/she is extra, then fire him/her. If you found out that the company is running smooth, then you had fired the correct staff and saved company resources for others or for yourself. But if the result is the other way round, then you will know what is that staff is doing in the past.

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:18 PM

    I bomber man coming back!!!!

    This statement quite ok lo.

    If for me, i will ask "Fucker, why you still alive?"

    This statement's meaning is

    Idiot + stupid, i ask you go to act as meal Bomber man, and why you still come back here. YOU should go to hell.

    I will always understand my follower doing at site else the next day newspaper will report to me. My follower not need very good in write a report to me. The good report is from reporter.

    Genius, you want to be my follower?

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  2. hey, why not you become my follower. i'm more genius than you what.

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  3. Anonymous7:26 PM

    Fucking increment and fucking bonus for the fucking effort that we fucking put in. Ask the bosses to fuck off ... and go to the fucking hell ...!

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  4. Anonymous8:35 PM

    middle management is to blame. if your superior does not report to the big kahuna, then of course the big kahuna know nothing about what you have done. i think in almost every company many engineers feel the same way. but there are good middle manager's that do their job well and are fair to all under him and can get people under him to do the work well and on time and under budget and also report to the manager with the truth, but sadly i have not seen such person.

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  5. Anonymous3:31 PM

    oh well, no matter how unhappy, we are still going to hang on for that "promise" since company suppose to do better in 2007 right!!!

    Sometimes I wonder if the bosses use this kind of 'tactics' to hook you and make u slave for the company another year.

    Frankly, u think there weill be a big big big increment, bonus or even overseas trip waiting for you at the next of this year?

    Believe or not, this will definately happen:

    1) Definately certain people going to stay at least another year to qualify for 10 years award

    2) People who received special award will feel being appreciated and will work/die even harder for the company

    3) Our bosses will be richer and we will be kneeling and wagging our tails hoping/praying for a good increament, bonus and company trip.

    4) This one is dedicated to SKDing. The one who report and look outstanding (does not matter if he/she is or not) to the bosses will get a handsome reward/award.

    5) We bunch of losers will keep complaining in this blog (long live this superb blog) to release our frustration.

    So, my advise for 2007 is make yourself 'seen' by the bosses. Who knows, in the process for pretending, acting, potraying or whatever u want to call it, you might really end up being one outstanding staff yourself and win a special award next year.

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  6. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Cutebanana,
    Definately for a few of such person in my company.

    Anon

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  7. Anonymous5:22 PM

    I meant "got a few of such person in my company".

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  8. cutie, i never blame my direct sup. in this case, cause he also born from engineering base. so nothing we can do.

    anon, here is my prediction:

    1. yes, someone will stay until they get the 10 years award next year.

    2. do you think cyk is an idiot. this bugger iq is >150. what somehow he is a very good worker. whether you give or no give food to him, he will work. hey, any company looking for a hard working genius can inform me and i can introduce the best worker of the year to you at very minimum cost :)

    3. this already a fact. just still got some stupid guy looking for miracle to come.

    4. who care about the fuck off award. i'm not as genius as cyk, i'm stupid but i'm definitely no an idiot.

    5. thanks for all the "losers" visit my blog. i hope i can still cheer up your all.

    everyone is looking for a caring company, whether is there or not is not really important. if you happy to trade you time with that salary, you should continue, else there is lot of company out there.

    if you not happy but you cant do anything, we are very happy to share the burden with you.

    happy working p^_^q

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  9. Anonymous7:55 PM

    today we received the fucking angpow from the fucking boss and u know what the fucking ass hole said? He said the fucking french control the fucking company's budget and that's why the fucking company cannot afford paying fucking more increment and bonus. Fuck off man .... the management is truely big time fucking ass holes!FUCK ...

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  10. anon, cool down. hey, it's chinese new year.

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  11. Anonymous9:56 PM

    aiyoh, anon keep your cool ler, dun want to get genius here in trouble ler, wait the boss find out about your comments here ah...it is Chinese New Year, get laid, get happy...blow some chicks

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  12. Aiyo... Happy Chinese New Year...
    2 days to go hahaha

    Happy or Sad ... We still need to go!!! 1...2...3... GO

    We cant find a good boss who give u a lot of increment... One days you will know when u guys become a boss...

    They want to earn more profit too...

    By the way, i am not the boss... Hehehe

    Happy always OK my friends!...
    Actually, i got a got tactic.. but dont know can apply to ur company or not...

    Give resign letter to your boss... if your boss epreciate your work... he will keep you by increment your salary... if you boss feel you are extra in his company... he will said "That's Good!"

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  13. titan wah your tactic is very dangerous wor....

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  14. Anonymous6:28 PM

    Aiyo... if you not extra in the company... then boss will keep you one...

    But, you need to prepare goto others ocmpany too la...

    Hehehehe

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  15. actually i tried this tactic oledi, but paiseh lar, din work at all ;)

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