Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Engineer's dilema

When I was at school day, I dream to become an engineer because my teachers told me that engineer is a very nice job and have wide future. They also told me that engineer can earn lot of money and can get very high post when you are professional engineer.

So I study engineering and when I come out work as an engineer, I realize my teachers didn't told me the whole story. They only conclude the facts by adopting few rarely successful story of some engineers. So I had been cheated and my sweet dream become nightmare T_T

I work almost 24x7 a week, I can't off my handphone, I work in hot and humid environment, I work alone, I work overnight, ... (I got tear in my eye T_T)

The most important part is that, if you don't get your partner at school/university days, you are doomed. Most of the engineers are male, if got female engineer, she is either being booked or you wouldn't have interest on her XD. So, if you are engineer and you are still alone, please pray hard so that you can be awarded with a nice and pretty girl friend (It's like buying a Big Sweep ticket, you got chances to win, but the chances is nearly zero. But somehow, you got hope, a desperate hope).

For me, because I'm a good man and also best engineer in town, that why I have been awarded with a pretty girl friend XD. You can admire me but please don't jealous, hahaha...

Engineers, enjoy your day and remember pray hard.

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:04 PM

    I think it's the same for all professional occupation la…accountant, lawyers, etc etc. The grass always seems greener on the other side.

    Everyone got their side of stories but you right when you said that success only applies to certain rare individuals. That’s why we have to strive and stand out from the rest and don’t always stay below the coconut shell.

    It’s also important to have a good mentor and supervisor to guide you….and when you do, look beyond him and be even better. I am trying hard to do that now.

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  2. Anonymous6:54 AM

    i'm the best of the best, but still cannot get any girl to even see me, i think they think i'm a hamsap lou. even on msn they avoid chatting wif me, maybe becoz i ask them very private questions like 'are you still a virgin ?' but i'm a kind hearted person who loves biology a lot, maybe more than Darwin that fucker.....

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  3. don't complain la genius...at least you are an Engineer....me? I am only a lorry driver woh.

    look at the positive side bro...WE DON'T NEED TO CARRY BALLS to earn our salary right?

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  4. Anonymous6:39 PM

    SK, i think u (and me) lack of some crucial essence to be rich... in order to be rich, u must have plenty of money first. How to get plenty of money? Don't tell me u save from your merge salary. Easy way is to 'eat' money. "Eat" plenty, plenty of money then u can use the money to start something... people look-up u when u r rich, not when u have principle. Question is : can u start 'eating'...

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  5. cyk, is it really you? it cant be you. must be someone else. but, if you really go eat money please dont forget me, with your iq and my genius, we can be the richest engineer, hahahahah..........

    jamie, you are right, we dont need to carry ball, at least. shit, 2moro i going to f the stupid boss.

    cutie, what the fuck you go and as for virginity. now is aerospace age, you still live in stone age. you should ask something like, "can i have sex with you tonite?". understand? loser, hahahahah

    anon, i think i will ask cyk to be my mentor. by the way, who is your mentor? i hope he is not engineer.

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  6. Anonymous3:51 PM

    My mentor is my boss when I started working after graduating.

    What I respect about him is he's not the type who wants you to work for him for the rest of your life (no matter how valuable you are to him). In fact he always try to 'groom' all his staff to be like him one day -RICH- First thing he taught me when I join the company is ‘ you will not be rich working for my company’!!! Subsequently, he taught me a lot about property investment, mutual funds, business, etc. He gave me a very good example of “you don’t need money to make money in property investment” which I still remembered clearly till today.

    I agree with CYK...people look-up u when u r rich, not when u have principle.
    Hence everyone got their own principle, limits and boundary on their way to success:
    1)some carry balls openly
    2)some carry balls behind your back
    3)some 'eat' money
    4)some shout and act taiko
    5)some make themself 'look ' important in from of clients/bosses
    6)some backstab
    7)etc…..

    If you found a way to get rich without bending your principal –congratulations, you a wealthy man with principal.

    If you cannot find a way and yet stick to your principal –congratulation, you are a man of principal although you are not wealthy.

    If you cannot find a way and compromise your principal –congratulations, certain people may not agree with what you did BUT you got nice car, big house, plenty of cash and unlimited VIRGIN girlfriends.

    BUT if you bend your principal like those mentioned above and yet cannot make it....and then start complaining about those who did, GO SCREW YOURSELF!!!

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  7. Anonymous4:31 PM

    SK
    Opss...to answer you question, yes, he was an engineer.

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  8. Anonymous7:00 AM

    i really need some virgins right now

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  9. Anon : I like the way you explained the part "go screw Yourself"...

    I was wondering about the carrying balls part and also the "eat" money part.

    I know a fella who is in control of a certain specialized department...wonder is the bugger "eats" money. I know the bugger back stabs like hell and carry balls ( sometimes openly ) but hmmmmmmmmmm.

    Me...I like to fuck virgins ( like cutie )

    YK : WAAAY to go man...now you are talking bro. The next step in this game is to identify which motherfucker in our company that does it huh?

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  10. Anonymous7:43 PM

    If guess correctly, that bugger take advantage of his position and authority for his own benefit.

    Pity those who are working under him who 'mong cha cha' working hard but did not get the treatment they deserved.

    Anyway, people who reads this blog are bunch of smart people who can judge and evaluate certain individual for themself...and definately not easily influence by ball carrying or by merely calling them brother or buddy.

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