Different in culture

A Japan company would like to hire 10 employees, after a rigorous interview, the company selected top 10 employee from 300 candidates. On the day the company announces the employees' name, a guy called Tanaka didn't see his name, he feel disappointed and intent to perform hara-kiri. Luckily he was found early by his loved one, and Tanaka was rescued. While Tanaka was in deep sadness, the company sent good news; Tanaka was the top candidate among others, however due to the computer error, Tanaka was rejected. While Tanaka and his family were happily celebrating the good news, the company sent another message; Tanaka was removed from the list. The reason given by the company management: if such a small setback cannot be taken, this candidate will not perform in the company.  

An America company would like to hire 10 employees, after a rigorous interview, the company selected top 10 employee from 300 candidates. On the day the company announces the employees' name, a guy called Tom didn't see his name, he feel disappointed and intent to shot himself. Luckily he was found early by his loved one, and Tom was rescued. While Tom was in deep sadness, the company sent good news; Tom was the top candidate among others, however due to the computer error, Tom was rejected. While Tom and his family were happily celebrating the good news, the lawyers from all around the states come to Tom’s house. They try to convince Tom to sue the company and to request for huge amount of money for compensation, and everyone is volunteer himself to become Tom’s lawyer.

A Germany company would like to hire 10 employees, after a rigorous interview, the company selected top 10 employee from 300 candidates. On the day the company announces the employees' name, a guy called Shawn didn't see his name, he feel disappointed and intent to jump into river. Luckily he was found early by his loved one, and Shawn was rescued. While Shawn was in deep sadness, the company sent good news; Shawn was the top candidate among others, however due to the computer error, Shawn was rejected. While Shawn was happily celebrating the good news, Shawn’s parent is strongly against their son to join the company. They are very doubtful that their son can perform well in this bad efficiency company.

A China company would like to hire 10 employees, after a rigorous interview, the company selected top 10 employee from 300 candidates. On the day the company announces the employees' name, a guy called Lee didn't see his name, he feel disappointed and intent to hang himself. Luckily he was found early by his loved one, and Lee was rescued. While Lee was in deep sadness, the company sent good news; Lee was the top candidate among others, however due to the computer error, Lee was rejected. While Lee was happily celebrating the good news, Lee’s parent went to the company. Once they saw the company boss, they knee down and tearfully thanks the boss, saying their family will forever remember and thankful to the boss kindness.

A Taiwan company would like to hire 10 employees, after a rigorous interview, the company selected top 10 employee from 300 candidates. On the day the company announces the employees' name, a guy called JJ didn't see his name, he feel disappointed and intent to perform medical suicide. Luckily he was found early by his loved one, and JJ was rescued. While JJ was in deep sadness, the company sent good news; JJ was the top candidate among others, however due to the computer error, JJ was rejected. While JJ and his family were happily celebrating the good news, the media widely report the news and invite JJ to join all types of call-in entertainment shows, the whole country is discuss about why the computer is malfunction, is there any mafia involvement, the opposition is further to propose the president to step down to show responsibility. No one actually care is JJ went to work in this company.

A Bolehland company would like to hire 10 employees, after a rigorous interview, the company selected top 10 employee from 300 candidates. On the day the company announces the employees' name, a guy called Ali didn't see his name, he feel disappointed and intent to jump from building. Luckily he was found early by his loved one, and Ali was rescued. While Ali was in deep sadness, the company sent good news; Ali was the top candidate among others, however due to the computer error, Ali was rejected. While Ali and his family were happily celebrating the good news, the minister tells the news that the company system is best in the universe, and Ali was arrested under ISA. After few days, Ali was found dead in the lockup. After many years of court trials, the court concluded that Ali was suicide, his is strangle himself to dead.

Hello Chinaman, you know what are you doing or not?

What's hot in the market today? I believe nothing hotter than Taiwan's food scandal and it make me reopen my chemical book.

So, what do you know about DEHP? Well, it's an organic compound, it's colourless viscous liquid which soluble in oil but not in water. It's widely used as plasticizer in manufacturing of articles made of PVC. In a layman term, it's plastic. Because of it's plasticizing properties and our genius Chinaman come out with a genius idea, "Why don't we use it to replace palm oil as clouding agent for our product?". In their mind, every single cent they saved, is a cent gain in their pocket, other than that is none of their business.

So, what will happen after you consumed these products? The most significant is the effect on male, it will feminizing a male. Now, I begin to understand why more and more gay, especially at Taiwan.

Do you still remember the melamine case? It's another type of cheap plastic that mixed with milk powder or dairy products in order to earn more profit.

I really need to thanks God for giving all Chinese great intelligent and evil mind. We can create anything, and we are as good as God. You heard about the man made egg? I can't understand how us Chinese can create egg from chemical compound. The creator shall be awarded with Noble prize. And I believe in very near future we can create chicken, beef, fish, and whatever food you can name it. It will be tasted as good as real food. You will never able to differential it until you use very precise lab instrument to decompose it into smaller element, then you will found plastic element in all these foods.

I don't know how many products in the market are really safe to consume, and I don't want to know also. You will dare not take any foods once you'd heard all the stories about food. You can start to do farming if you want to live longer, or you can move into jungle and share the house with monkey.

Anyway, don't worry, because we, Chinese, will destroy this world very soon. So you will only suffer for maybe another ten years and you will die with all kind of cancels.

So, to all the Chinaman, please continue your good work to produce more and more plastic foods, make yourself a billionaire and die together with all these dirty money.

This world is sick

Do you remember who the winner of the first year American Idol is? Believe me, I don’t, but I remember one joker that makes A.I. a famous show and he himself become so famous for nothing, William Hung. Believe it or not, his first album, Inspiration, sold 240,000 copies. Everyone buying his album not because he can sing, just because he is weird. Thanks to Web2.0, we can see more and more jokers and morons try to show their talent in this virtual world.


The Hong Kong bus uncle video brings the video blog to another level. And after that more and more people try to use video to show the world how sick they are.


The pretty girl and the rabbit, really feel sick after watching this. She just an ugly witch with a layer of young girl skin. Shame on her.


The moron driver that blocking the ambulance. Shame on him, some more a fucking idiot master student.


The proud of Bolehland, wish that fucker couple a Happy CNY in the jail.

These are only a small portion of the videos that being uploaded to the net. What is in those morons’ brain? What is wrong with our home education? The school education? The society? Everyday more and more moron try to show how jerk they are. They got no talent, they can’t sing, they can’t study, they can’t run, they can’t do anything; I don’t know why they are born with proper body with defected brain? And everyone is trying to ask the world to focus on them by showing their ugly mind.

hohohoho.....

Taiwan: Day 1

As promise in my previous blog, I try to write down my travel story about Taiwan.

We reached Taipei airport about 4PM due to the delay of our beloved aviation, AirAsia. From the airport, we went to Taipei city by bus and we stop at the Taipei central station. From there, we went to Ximending (西门町) using LRT.

After checked in to the hotel, I found that my bag is wet -.-, the stupid AirAsia didn’t cover their customer’s luggage when they are loading it to the plane. Half of my luggage is wet. And I have to hang all my underwear around the hotel room -.-, stupid airline. The lesson here is, if you are using this stupid airline, please cover your clothes with a plastic bag before you put it into the luggage.

After settle the hotel, we went to walk around the Ximending street. A very nice place, full with youngster, especially those pretty mei mei #^.^#, very enjoyable walk. We have some snacks there, walking and eating, very relaxing night.

After filled up our tummy, we decided to go to the Taipei city and visit the famous book store ChengPin (成品). Once reached in front of the book store, we saw the Taipei 101 but without light -.- maybe they are having energy saving exercise. Well, good for our earth.

After taking some photos of the 101, I went to search for my sister souvenir, a book authored by 小S. I’m surprise my sister asked me to buy a book, basically that what she hate most. My doubt cleared after she open the book, I only realize, it’s a comic book -.-

We went back to the hotel before 12AM since that is the last LRT train we can use. While working back to hotel, we have some photo with my idol, Rainie Yang. Huan not sure is drunk or too sad, he tried to kiss her -.- and there is a CCTV monitoring these 6 sohais doing some stupid thing there :)

Well, that’s the end of day one @ Taiwan.