My heart: Ya, no problem.
My brain: Ok. But one thing, every time when I ask you, you always say ok one. I seldom hear you say no, can not. Are you sure the answer you told me is correct?
My heart: Alo, brain damage ah you, if you don't trust me, then why you ask me. You ask me for fun is it? I give answer already and you're questioning back my intelligent. Are you trying to insult me?
My brain: Hey brother, I ask only mah, want to be so angry meh? No ask lo.
My heart: Alo, you call this asking question meh? You are questioning my professional. I told you the answer already and you asking me back is my answer correct ah! If you think you can have better answer, you go do it la, why come and ask me and then trying to insult me say I might be wrong.
My brain: Brother, want to say like that meh. I just want double confirm mah, like that also can not ah? What kind of brother is this.
My heart: Alo, brain damage, don't brother here and brother there. Since when we are brother? Me and you very close meh? Brother, brother, brother with your head la.
My brain: Walao, you want to say until that meh? What brother my head? What happen to you today, so angry one, relative come ah?
My heart: Alo, you don't start insulting my privacy after you insulted my intelligent. Don't let me see you alone in the toilet. You're brain damage one, no use already, staying in this world is just wasting the resources only. If I were you, I go bang my head to the wall long time ago.
My brain: Fine, thats it. Ok, bye. stupid heart.
My heart: Idiot brain.
That day, the heart being sold to the devil to exchange for something. The brain never has chance to say goodbye to the heart. At the corner where heart stayed, he leave a message.
All these years I try to encourage you, my brother brain, to try to be positives and try to be useful to this world. Although some of you actions are not commonly accepted by others, but as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, who care about those traditional mindset. I don't know when we can meet again, I just hope you can continue the spirit even I am not around. Goodbye and take care.
Sorry if this joke is not funny, it is just a stupid joke as I told you in the title.
hahaha may i know they are your?
ReplyDeleteI think this is the problem of Decision Making... You need to open the book and revise the X and Y again.
hehehe :P
You noe the brain can nvr make his own decision without the heart.
ReplyDeleteeh without brain and heart how to make decision?
ReplyDeletebrain decision is based on logic and thinking deep analysing situation
heart decision based on emotion
i tink logic and situations need to be analysed b4 take action or decision
sometimes we think that we use our brain to make a decision. we might be surprised that most of our decisions are using heart and not the brain
ReplyDeleteis this based on true story or fiction?
ReplyDeletei think both heart and brain have to be there to make a decision.
basically i am so bored that day and suddenly i start to write this stupid blog. i believe it's just a random creation, so dont take it serious.
ReplyDeletetaking about decision making, it is hard, thats why lot of people dare not make decision. we called them coward, singaporean call it kiasi.
we have to agree that no perfect decision in this world. u get something at the same time u have to give up something else. this world is fair. fish and bear palm, u can only choose one.
logic and technical decision making is relatively easy, it is either yes or not or some number. but most of the time, the most difficult decision to make is those lying between yes and no, there is no definite correct or wrong whether u choose yes or no, the only different is the result and personality.
sometime i make stupid decision, sometime i regret, sometime i dont. for me the rule is very simple, as long as the result is benefit to most of the parties, then i will do it.