Friday, August 10, 2007

When sick

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself
treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk
like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:

I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you an engineer?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are are an engineer.
Come on man, no one
can treat you better than me..........


This is good XD

11 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA.....thats a good one bro..

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  2. oi you are a disgrace to the engineering fraterity.. kalau nak jadi animal pon, let it be harimau or lion or t-rex la... why rabbit??? ooohhh this is bad.. i think after this project jamie must lobby for 5 months bonus for you both...heheheh

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  3. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Ding is not a normal rabbit, Ding is a stupid ediot loser genius rabbit.

    As for TJM, he should be a snake!

    Others are all dogs, forever working pasar dogs. Get scolding and kicking all the time.

    Mr Bravo is highly motivated, big mouth and but useless donkey.

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  4. look who's talking...HAHAHHA

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  5. Anonymous8:46 PM

    why some people like to talk about other people? come let your mother slap you, no use and stupid dog like your father and all your family

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  6. walao, want to say like that meh.

    by the way, i'm not rabbit, i'm your friendly neighbor, the super cockroach, wah hahahaha........

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  7. Anonymous10:57 AM

    Just another dog... Hey How can you said so rude.... better keep ur words ok. stupid dog! Dont let me see you else i tumbuk u la.

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  8. Anonymous9:24 AM

    everyone ... shut up!

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  9. Anonymous11:59 AM

    you shut up!

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  10. Anonymous8:26 PM

    all keluarga dog ... please SHUT UP!

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  11. Anonymous9:38 AM

    go to hell ..

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