Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Tribute to the company with managers > engineers

The French and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

The France team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action.

The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the France team had one person rowing and eight people steering. After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the French team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.

The next year, the Japanese won by two miles!

Humiliated, the France corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:59 PM

    THE INTERVIEW WITH GOD

    I dreamed I had an interview with God.

    “So you would like to interview me?” God asked.

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    long to be children again.”

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    and then lose their money to restore their health.”

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    they forget the present,
    such that they live in neither
    the present nor the future.”

    "That they live as if they will never die,
    and die as though they had never lived.”

    God’s hand took mine
    and we were silent for a while.

    And then I asked...
    “As a parent, what are some of life’s lessons
    you want your children to learn?”

    “To learn they cannot make anyone
    love them. All they can do
    is let themselves be loved.”

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    to compare themselves to others.”

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    by practicing forgiveness.”

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    to open profound wounds in those they love,
    and it can take many years to heal them.”

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    is not one who has the most,
    but is one who needs the least.”

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    who love them dearly,
    but simply have not yet learned
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  2. Anonymous10:14 PM

    aiyoh, just want to sleep after reading that

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  3. Anonymous9:06 AM

    aiya, who care which team will win... for the team, the important is to get money from sponsorship. for spectator, the important is to win betting money.

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  4. Anonymous1:47 PM

    you must be a director

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