Tuesday, November 18, 2008

You idiot!

My sub-cond just informed me that he going to marry next year Feb.
Wahahahahahaha.... how stupid, end the golden bachelor life just like that. Brother, 30's is the golden age of a man, we should not end our life so easy. You must be crazy or drunk. Don't worry, I bring you to Bahrain to runaway from the wedding ceremony. No need to thanks me, brother mah.

Brother, listen to me, don't be so stupid. There are plenty and infinite of girls outside there waiting for us. How can we just end our most precious age because a girl. No way man, it can't be real.

So, listen, stop your stupidity and enjoy the life, we go mabuk this Friday with the unlimited of pretty girl outside there. OK? Deal. Good boy.










I wish I'm the lucky idiot guy that able to end the lonely bachelor tomorrow :_(

23 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:48 AM

    getting married is the "IN" thing to do nowadays, especially among my friends TOO....

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  2. good la ... u can become drunk master again...

    Jamie, go to drunk ding!

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  3. hey brother, i told u so many times! woman need a romantic man, woman doesnt want a Cha Tao (木头)man like you lah! if i am your girl, i wont marry you oso! because your life style really boring like hell! and, everytime you got nothing to say when your girl call you except "where are you" "at home" "ya lah ya lah" "bye bye lah" ,oh god, is she talking to a answering machine? huh? is time to changing yourself man!!dont make yourself like a Fox under the SOUR grape tree!

    titan:
    dont drunk my brother, just give him a ten big slap!

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  4. muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  5. titan, you give him 5 slaps, i give him 5 slaps. muahahahahaahahahaha, lcding, you rocks !!!!

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  6. toh, what the f you are so happy!
    ok, i think i forget already, you are a loser also, wahhahahahaha, you yourself 5 slaps and i will give my 5 slaps to you.

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  7. Anonymous9:20 AM

    to the response of article “可怜的男人"
    http://lcding.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post_19.html

    那“可怜的男人"的缺点你看不到,皆因你是他的近亲。
    勤劳工作而放弃陪女友。
    过份节俭和孤寒是一线之间。
    不喝酒?每次喝酒是萨貢请的---但喝酒无罪,嗜酒才不好。
    “有时会打一下电脑游戏”,你对他是缺少了解,还是你少接触他?

    出口成脏,满口污言。赞。

    刹那间的邂逅到人生的终生大事,这些步伐必须双方面一起迈进而不是一个人独行。

    不能否认你所提到的他的优点,但他的缺点只有那“可怜的女人"最清楚,最在乎。试问有谁能和她共鸣?

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  8. 她的朋友:
    那“可怜的男人"的缺点我看得到,但试问这是个大缺点吗?哪个人没缺点啊?你我都有缺点啊!男女之间相处就要互相包容对方啊,如果真的很不喜欢对方的缺点就要坦诚地告诉他,慢慢教他,慢慢改变他。这都要沟通的,因为男人和女人真的是两种完全不同的物体。但如果两个人沟通有问题的话,那就没得救了!早点散了吧!

    男人勤劳工作总好过那些废材不做工吧!女朋友一个星期陪一两次算正常啊,难道要天天陪?还小啊?哪找奶妈吧!

    孤寒只是你们看到的表面,其实他对家人和女友从不孤寒过。如果你的男人或女人到处挥霍,那你应该很头痛吧。

    他的酒量只有两三杯,我还嫌他太差呢!他这哪叫喝酒啊?

    我不觉得他沉迷于电脑游戏,他只是适量的娱乐他自己,轻松一下而已,难道这都不行哦?每个人都有他个别的喜好,你连他唯一的喜好都剥夺,那你太刻薄了吧!

    出口成脏,满口污言?他骂的算很斯文了,而且我觉得有些脏话真的表达到太好了!如他朋友所说的“sohai”,真的是淋漓尽致!赞啊!你不赞同?那你试找看别的字眼来代替!味道不一样嘛!

    他的缺点只有那“可怜的女人"最清楚,最在乎。但她的缺点也只有那“可怜的男人”最清楚,最在乎吧!试问又有谁能和他共鸣呢?

    总之,家家有本难念的经,外人根本不能单靠一面之词去判断。问题所在,只有他们俩最清楚。我们一起祝福他们吧!

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  9. mmm may i know who is 她的朋友? ding's girlfriend.

    because of ding, i quite frequently say "sohai" infront of my wife. After that, i scold very strong by her. mmm so, dont say "sohai" infront of my wife.

    Play games is ok la. Everyone have their hobby. Do you know that "All work and not play, make ding as a dull boy". Play sikit ok la..

    Ding - kedekut ar... i feel that too. but, it is ok for me la. But, he is not kedekut to his girlfriend la... he buy a lot of things to her after that he will need to eat nasi lemak everyday. I am pity him so much. Hence, i rather take out money money to belanja him eat better food. hehehe but now not more la... different line liao.

    可怜的女人 - aiyo... apa boleh cakap. Any diaggree or unhappy thing... speak it out la. Haiyo.. so hard meh? we are human being la.. not machine la...

    want to shoot me ... just comet to my blog and shoot ok...

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  10. lcding,

    drink beer is good for health for certain level.

    sometimes can forget all the problems...

    but dont be a drunker la...

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  11. titan,

    finally got people notice that Ding treat his girl friend so nice! i am so touch to hear about this! wu.....

    brother,
    i always support you!!!!

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  12. DING, I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR GF VERY VERY MUCH, I KNOW, BUT IT IS TIME TO 'GRADUATE', CANNOT ALWAYS ENTER CLASS AND LEARN, A PERSON MUST GRADUATE AND GET THE CERTIFICATE TO SHOW ALL THE EFFORS OF GOING TO CLASS, SO MY ADVICE TO YOU NOW IS TO TAKE THE 'EXAM' REALLY SOON, THE SOONER YOU COME, THE BETTER

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  13. thanks everyone :_(
    i will try my best to get it 'done' by this year.

    wait for my good news.

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  14. ding, dont fall on feb ok.

    i have not enough money for ur big angpao

    but better make it fast lo...

    next year... most of my time is oversea lo :_(.

    hope i can drunk you! DONT Ask your sister to help you.

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  15. Anonymous12:07 PM

    To lcding,

    漂亮的小妹,请别像那些autie那样泼妇骂街..

    不一样的人说不一样的话,不一样的人有不一样的看法所以为何不能坦然及安静的听别人的意见呢?难道你是'不讲得'?如果他能被改变,那为何你和他相处那么多年他还是不能改变?

    说粗能表达意思的话,那所有的学生岂不是要学?你有IQ吗?说那样的话只能道出一个没修养的人,说粗是那些下层阶级(low grade)的人所说的常语,难道你是?

    做为female应该有内涵,温柔及智慧, 可不是吗? 即然有那么多的时间写blog倒不如专心地做好自己及照顾自己的家.要不然哪个男人见了你都会'怕怕',何况是自己的丈夫?

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  16. Anonymous12:39 PM

    lcding:
    身为她的朋友,我们一起祝福他们!

    以上你所写的回应,无形间反驳了你的文章“可怜的男人”“http://lcding.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post_19.html”的真实性。

    没错,我们身为外人不能单靠一面之词去判断。

    有阴必有阳,我的文章的出现只是要平衡,你只是偏旦他那一面的说法。

    我们一起祝福他们!

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  17. to没有名字的人,
    你会不会小气+小题大做了点?我只是提出我的看法,没有像你说的那样“泼妇骂街”吧?你自己也会说,不同的人有不同的看法。当然,你讨厌我是你的权力,你觉得我没IQ、没修养、属下层阶级都无所谓,因为这是你的看法。

    但有件事情可能让你失望了,我非常的有内涵及有智慧,出得了厅堂入得了厨房,只是温柔少了点。放心吧,我把我的男人照顾到很好,他很满意。他也照顾到我很好,他很爱我,谢谢你的关心。如果有一天他不爱我了,我才找你诉苦好吗?

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  18. to她的朋友,

    在我的文章里,我觉得他是个好男人,唯一缺点就是太闷、不体贴、不细心、不浪漫,我支持他的勤劳、节俭、玩电脑游戏...我并没有推翻。

    也许我的表达能力有问题,让大家产生了误解。

    老实说,我很后悔写那篇文章,我不知道会引起那么激烈的反应。不好意思。

    SK Ding,
    对不起。

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  19. although i do not understand chinese, after using the good Google Translator, i can understand maybe about 60% of the previous 2 comments. i think things got a little misunderstood here, we are just kidding with ding and does not mean to hurt the feelings of anybody, we are good friends with ding, and this joke we always make with him, i am sorry if things got a little misunderstood here, Cheers to Google Translator, i am no more BANANA !!!

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  20. woo.....

    WHAT HAPPEN HERE?

    WHAT HAPPEN HERE?

    normally, i comment just to have fun and not come out something like this...

    Maybe, girls are more sensitive than guy hahahaha

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  21. we are sorry for making fun of ding, we will not call him sohai anymore, however, this may not stop him from calling himself sohai, it's all good, life is so beautiful, go out and breath the beautiful fresh cold air, feel the rain....ahhhhhh......

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  22. bro and sis, no problem man. sometime i make fun of other people also, especially those loser wahahahaha.

    dont feel serious about blogging thing, it cant take comments, than dont blog. you can write whatever you want to write, but you need to responsible for what you've written. at the end, blogging is just a conduit for sharing.

    cheer.

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