A physician, a civil engineer, and a consultant were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.
The physician remarked, "Well, in the Bible, it says that God created Eve from a rib taken out of Adam. This clearly required surgery, and so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The civil engineer interrupted, and said, "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong: mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The consultant leaned back in her chair, smiled, and then said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?"
Thursday, September 28, 2006
The oldest profession
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very funny.....although i had another profession in mind :)
ReplyDeletei guess i know who, :)
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ReplyDeleteDuuuh....sorry bro but I am totally blurred by the explaination. I am just an ordinary lorry driver only.
cutebanana:
care to be a lorry driver?
i was a taxi driver and waiter, language translater, body guard, tour guide, courier service provider, cameraman about 2-3 weeks ago...it's not fun man...
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