There is a theorem say that:

• The longer you are in a dengerous area, the more chances you will get accident.

This statement seem to be true, that why you need to drive faster on the road so you can get out from the dengerous area as fast as you can to prevent from accident :)

From this theorem, we also conclude that

• The more work you done, more error you will get. The more error you make, the less chance you get promoted. The best way to prevent error in your work is to not to do it.

That why those people that do not work can get promotion and rewards, but those who working hardly will get nothing.

Another "busy" week for me. Preparing my report for my study. I wish it will over very soon.

So talking about engineer, ... what can we say about this professional job.

This joke do tell something about engineer.

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were being interviewed. As part of the process, they were given 2 brass ball bearings, left alone for a while, then asked what they had done.

• Mathematician: "I haven't done anything with them, but I've some theories about 2-ness."


• Physicist: "I've tried to balance one on the other, and have some ideas about friction."


• Engineer: "Er... they broke."

Once again enjoy your life as an engineer.

Engineer's first principle - engineer live for problems.

I got this from the internet, it's look like a joke but sometime it's really happen in your life.

            YES   =============================   NO
    +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
    |            =============================            |
    V                                                     V
+----------+     +---------+                          +---------+
|   Don't  |  NO |   Does  |       +-------+     YES  | Did you |
|   mess   | +---|  anyone |<------|  YOU  |<---------|   mess  |
| with it! | |   |  know?  |       | MORON |          | with it |
+----------+ |   +---------+       +-------+          +---------+
    |       V        | YES                                |  NO
    |    +------+    +-----------+                        |
    |    | HIDE |                V                        V
    |    |  IT  |            +--------+             +-----------+
    |    +------+            |  YOU   |        YES  | WILL THEY |
    |       |       +------->|  POOR  |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
    |       |       |        |BASTARD!|             +-----------+
    |       |       |        |________|                   |  NO
    |       |       |             |                       |
    |       |       |             V                       V
    |       |       |      +---------------+        +-----------+
    |       |       |  NO  | CAN YOU BLAME |        |DESTROY THE|
    |       |       +------| SOMEONE ELSE? |        |  EVIDENCE |
    |       |              +---------------+        +-----------+
    |       |                     |  YES                  |
    |       |                     v                       |
    |       |      ============================           |
    |       +---->||           N O            ||<---------+
    +------------>||      P R O B L E M       ||
                   ============================

Enjoy your life as an engineer and prepare yourself for problems.