Friday, January 29, 2010

If your dad is poor, that is your fate. If your in-law is poor, that is your stupidity.

Not sure where this stupid quote came from, but lot of people like use it to tease a going-to-marry person. Well, I like stupid joke.

In year 2008 a new Internet word comes out, it’s call “裸婚”. If we translate it directly from the word itself, it can be translated as “naked marriage”. But it does not mean the two couple naked their body on the wedding day. The actual meaning is the new couple does not own any house, car, no complex wedding ceremony, no money, no honeymoon and worst no wedding ring. They only sign on a piece of paper and build their future together. Romantic? I don’t know. In the eyes of these new generations, marriage is not a substance, but rather supports each other and work together with each other to rely on the spirit and warmth.

Ok, back to me. I’m not from rich family but I look at myself a richest man in this universe. I own my house, car and everything using my own bare hand, with hard-earn money. And thanks god that he let me met a lovely lady which makes me the luckiest guy.

Well, definitely, my house is not as big as bungalow, not located in the premium area; my car is not as luxury as BMW; I’m not a millionaire and I definitely not as handsome as Jay Chow. Then, what is the reason that makes my girl agreed to marry me?

Dinstein: Need reason one meh?
Wisely: No need meh?
Distein: Need meh?
Wisely: No meh?
Distein: Ok, ok, I'm just interested to study humanity only. If you say need, then need lo.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Raining day

It's a raining day and we lost a soldier.

Ngu, all the best.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Why you so lansi?

Why?
Cause my name is SK Ding, and I born to be lansi.
You hate the way I talk?
You hate the way I drive?
You hate the way I do thing?
You hate the way I think?

Too bad, thats the feeling I want you to remember, cause I'm lansi.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

When can you get marry?

I want to write about this long time ago and finally I can write this blog.

All my friends know that I'm with my girl for very very long time, actually that is nothing wrong (maybe a bit la), but there is one thing that make me feel uncomfortable is when Chinese New Year time, my colleagues will give me pressure. When I receive the angpao from my colleagues, the only message they passed to me is "woi, fast fast get marry la, next year don’t take angpao anymore." Well basically I also malu to take angpao also. And the junior colleagues are looking at me and pass me the message "woi, when can you give angpao wor? You lie again, last year say this year I can get angpao one". So, I'm in very pressure situation when CNY time.

So, finally, this year no need to take angpao, and can give angpao liao. So, I can start to have my lansi face back already, wahahahahahahahaha............. Finally I can pressure those young peoples.

When I looked at my colleagues, I start wondering, where these creatures can get their girl friend? If someone enters the company with girl friend need to wait for so many years to marry, what happen to those enter the company alone? So, I create a facebook group called I'm still bachelor to help these poor peoples to get their partner. I'd tried to talk to all females that I know to ask them to introduce their female friends to my colleagues. Hope I can organize a mix and match gathering soon.

So, so far you all will think I'm an angel. But, I believe I'm a demon. What to do with me whether you are single or you are in relation? Well, there is.

You see, now I'm married, do I need to repeat it again? Ok, I'm married :p So married man have to give angpao, and give angpao I need money and I got so many single colleagues around me, so you can imaging the amount of angpao I need to prepare and from the situation, I afraid I need to give for some years before I can collect back my angpao.

So, now I need to pressure you already. Woi, when can you get marry?

I think better I change it to, woi, when can you get a girl friend?

Feel frustrated with my lansi face? Ya, that’s the feeling I want you to remember :p Try to lansi me back if you can, wahahahahahahahaha..............

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Old friends

Met some old school mates yesterday night because need to pass them my red bomb :p. Have to apology to my school mate that I only approach them when I need them.

In my secondary school life, I had attended to 3 schools; 2 years at Perak which is my home town, 3 years at Johor, and 1 + 1.5 years at KL. Lot of friends but very weak connection. I almost lost contact with them after I start working. First few years of working, I still manage to meet some of my KL school mates for mamak drink, but sooner when everyone start to get married, the gathering become lesser and lesser. I remember my friend told me a simple fact that the only two events that can let all the friends gather together is either on wedding or funeral. Thats why I look at my wedding dinner as 1 of the important event to gather my old friends cause the next one I can't see them anymore.

Calling my friends to pass them the invitation card is a definitely not an easy job for me. You can imaging a long lost contact friend suddenly call you and summon you with his wedding dinner invitation card. Personally, I would feel happy cause at least someone still remember you as a close friend, but I'm not sure about others. Maybe you will start sneezing after you had ended the call.

For all my friends, I would like to tell you that when you received my invitation card either digital or physical, I does not force you to attend my wedding and I'm not hungry for your angpao. I just want to share my happiness with you. And for those that didn't receive my invitation card, I'm apology for my careless, and if you want to attend, just leave me a message, and you are in.

Hope to see you all soon.